auronfox
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No fire burns in Hell. Fire brings light, and no light shines down there- It's dark under the ice.
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Post by auronfox on Aug 23, 2013 3:06:35 GMT -5
Hello to all! I am Auron, making my grand entrance in a somewhat pretty late fashion. I am a novice writer/artist who does a whole bunch of nothing. I am a laid-back hellfox who is rather sociable and lighthearted, so I'd like to meet you people!
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Post by Fell on Aug 24, 2013 22:33:09 GMT -5
Hai buddeh
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auronfox
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Post by auronfox on Aug 24, 2013 22:38:18 GMT -5
*Flails and frolics about* Hai. Don't wear my tail as a scarf. They don't understand.
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Post by Fell on Aug 24, 2013 22:39:47 GMT -5
*Coughs* What are you talking about now, Auron? Tail scarfs?
*pets tail scarf*
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auronfox
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Post by auronfox on Aug 24, 2013 22:48:38 GMT -5
*Swishes tail uncomfortably* But then everyone will want one. And I hate having to regen a tail. *Whispers* But seriously, that soft, lusturious foxfur makes a good neckwarmer.
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auronfox
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Post by auronfox on Aug 24, 2013 22:53:03 GMT -5
This is my facial expression right now. I really don't care if you wear it.
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Post by Fell on Aug 24, 2013 22:56:42 GMT -5
Ha! I patented it! So... when I can replicate more of them, I will be RICH!
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Post by Fell on Aug 24, 2013 23:01:49 GMT -5
*rolls eyes briefly* I've been told to explain myself. Don't worry I'll make this alarmingly clear. Kirk chopped off Auron's tail /not by my command, heh, but secretly, maybe/. I was given le tail so-- Come TRY and take it.
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auronfox
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Post by auronfox on Aug 24, 2013 23:04:16 GMT -5
There was also an AC unit involved. This is a very strange story.
Wait, how did you manage to patent my body parts?
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Post by Fell on Aug 24, 2013 23:07:46 GMT -5
Right. That AC... never did give that back to him.. *eyes surroundings suspiciously* He could be anywhere.. which is not good for me.
Oh and the patenting your tail part; I went to a court and they gave me this pretty piece of paper. *shows patent* It had a lot of stuff I didn't want to read, but that was okay the judge just told me to sign the bottom of it and- BAM! c:
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auronfox
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No fire burns in Hell. Fire brings light, and no light shines down there- It's dark under the ice.
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Post by auronfox on Aug 24, 2013 23:13:27 GMT -5
The perks of provisional immortality far outweigh the drawbacks. i.e. Crazed wolves trying to start a multimillion dollar scarf corporation by repeatedly slicing off your tail. Most hellhounds don't have that problem.
Also, you'd better get that AC back. He is gonna be pissed. Luckily for me he knows I didn't actually take it. So good luck with Kirk!
*Flees to his den giggling like a schoolgirl*
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Post by Fell on Aug 24, 2013 23:14:57 GMT -5
*left eye twitches* Did you... bring him.. here?
*starts to back out of the room*
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auronfox
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Post by auronfox on Aug 24, 2013 23:18:55 GMT -5
Nope.
*Looks over court document* Wait, does this apply to my tail or me in general? Because I swear, if I'm some kind of legally bound pet I'm going to pull the speciesist card on this thing. Just because I'm a fox... *Blah blah long rant*
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Post by Fell on Aug 24, 2013 23:21:48 GMT -5
Um.. I'm pretty sure it was just for the tail. *glances behind self* But you know; the judges can be tricky sometimes. Maybe he put in a part about your entire being, how could I know? I didn't read the thing I only signed it.
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auronfox
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Post by auronfox on Aug 24, 2013 23:26:07 GMT -5
Who was this judge anyway?
*Sees section on leash laws* Aw, this is not going to happen.
Fine, I wear a friggin collar, but I swear, I shouldn't need a dog tag to go down the street. I am a fox with rights! Quadripedal talking animals deserve better!
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